Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, the stomach flu friend stepped in.(Rachelle, thank you for answering my S.O.S. call. You saved me that day).

All I can think about it the size of my swollen legs. I treated myself to a pedicure yesterday and I swear all the workers there would walk by, make a snide comment in their native language and everyone (but me) would roar in laughter. I finally closed my eyes and pretended to be alseep. Sorry, shoulda warned you about the pics. Definetely not one of the perks of pregnancy. No one tells you about this.

Monday (4/18/11) at 12:30pm my 3 year old were all smiles while we rode our bikes home from the park. 6 hours later I delivered a healthy, beautiful baby boy...9 pounds, 10 ounces...without an epidural, not by choice...baby just came too fast.I'm proud to say I delivered naturally but I am also slightly traumatized by the event. With my last two labors I had an epidural and was cracking witty labor room jokes between pushes. Natural child birth, on the other hand, is a bit like the Exorcist. NO

Oh Craigslist, you naughty temptor. I'm doing a very good job at convincing myself that I really do need all 6 of these. Yes, the color and material are all wrong. But the shape and nailhead detailing are so unique. I'm already planning out my new dining area which is still just a dream. I'm calling it the law of attraction. Wrong? What is the max you pay for 6 of these babies?

I found these vases at HomeGoods the other day. They have a real Jonathan Adler-esque feel but for a fraction of the price. Another reason I adore HomeGoods. (Lamp also from HomeGoods).

https://4men1lady.com/372/

Ever since I debuted this "Wash Your Hands" sign I made for my guest bathroom I've received several requests for a copy. Were you one of those who requested and I ignored you? Here's the deal... I don't have a lot of time to plunk around and figure out a fancy computer editing software so I made it using Microsoft Word, a photo copied chandelier picture, scissors, and a copy machine. Really. And you wonder how I even run a blog. Sorry to all those ignored email requests...I just had nothing to